Jack: These Verizon Wireless phones are just so popular, I accidentally grabbed one belonging to an acquaintance.
Liz: Well, sure, ‘cause that Verizon Wireless service is just unbeatable. I mean, if I saw a phone like that on TV, I’d be, like, ‘Where is my nearest retailer so I can get one?’ [looks straight into the camera] Can we have our money now?
women were so attractive back in the day
now we’re fucked
the first rule
no, they are actually sick as!